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Armonie conjugala cu sentinta pe viata

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Am dat si pe Twitter ieri link-ul, dar nu-mi revin din soc: exista un site de online dating pentru detinutele condamnate pe viata fara posibilitatea de eliberare conditionata! Unde? In SUA, bineinteles: www.conjugalharmony.com.

Site-ul se axeaza strict pe casatorii pentru sexul in vizitele conjugale. Profilul unei puscariase iti spune motivul condamnarii, iar majoritatea candidatelor sunt rezonabil de aratoase. Motive pentru care ti-ai alege o nevasta care va zace in inchisoare tot restul vietii? Gasesti tot pe site:

All The Sex, None of The Nagging!
Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? [...] With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own. [...] By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.

Nu ma pot hotari daca barbatii care ar opta pentru asa ceva ar trebui sa fie: la randul lor (fosti) condamnati? refuzati ai societatii care nu isi pot gasi o femeie in viata reala? misogini care vor exclusiv sexul dintr-o casnicie / relatie? masochisti care s-ar casatori cu o poza de pe un website alaturi de care scrie "Assault, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon and burglary"?

Ce e amuzant
e ca site-ul isi asigura potentialii clienti ca in 99% din cazuri pot rasufla usurati: consoarta va ramane in inchisoare pentru tot restul vietii. In rarele ocazii cand nevasta e gratiata, exista contracte prenuptiale care sa anuleze casnicia "in order to preserve your assets and pursue a new jailbird partner".

Ce e trist:
intrebarea care apare - ce se intampla cu un eventual copil nascut intr-un asemenea mariaj in care sotii n-au nimic in comun si nu vor imparti niciodata un camin?

Freaks.

2 comments:

Florin Puscas April 13, 2009 at 4:46 PM  

Deja-s insurat... offffffff! :))
Glumesc! Doamne fereste, ce poti sa vezi!

raluxa April 13, 2009 at 4:50 PM  

Bine ca site-ul e accesibil doar pe baza de membership si n-am apucat sa vad decat vreo 2-3 profile... altfel ma scarbeam si mai rau.

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